‘Varks Are So Random … Like This Post

So I’m taking it easy today in my backup burrough (Starbucks) and sipping a hot cappuccino with ZZ Top jamming in my earbuds (aardvarks love ZZ Top). Aardvarks have a rough life, right? I haven’t posted for a couple of weeks, so I thought I’d use my little claws and clack something out on the

How Does He Do It???

So, I bet some of you out there are wondering just how does a world-famous, blogging aardvark come up with all these wonderful posts, that range from deep, serious, though-provoking essays to humorous, whimsical musings on the mysteries of life. Or in other words, how does he come up with this crap? Well, to be