Random Musing from The Total Package

It’s a cloudy morning as I sit in my burrow away from my burrow (the local bakery) and enjoy a cup of coffee and a chocolate/caramel doughnut because aardvarks are REALLY into fitness. I’ve been spending a lot of time editing my first full-length novel lately, but I just can’t get motivated to hit that

How Does He Do It???

So, I bet some of you out there are wondering just how does a world-famous, blogging aardvark come up with all these wonderful posts, that range from deep, serious, though-provoking essays to humorous, whimsical musings on the mysteries of life. Or in other words, how does he come up with this crap? Well, to be